I flew too close to the sun and got burned! Well, the sun was actually dog poop...you can figure out the rest. <scraping shoe>
I need a mental fishing pole so I can reel myself in more efficiently.
Sadly, if some people realized that they should live like the whole world is watching them...they'd freeze up.
It's up to you and ONLY you to set the tone in which other people interact with you.
The good news is that my husband actually reads my blog...the bad news is that he is also proof reading it AFTER I post it. So, he came up with his own blog thanks to my "over-sites". Stay tuned for his blog site: obsessingovergrammarandspellingonobsessingovernothing.blogspot.com (funny Honey...very...funny...)
Two things your sibling should teach you: 1. You're not as strong as you think you are; 2. You are never too tired to help out family.
Have you ever been formally introduced to someone and realized that was the person you thought was an idiot when driving into work that morning?
Little tip from me to you: Be careful who you flip off at the red light...that might be your new boss. Sheesh, that was totally not on my bucket list!
Is it possible to be spontaneously lazy? Last minute plans are great until I sit down to put on my shoes…
If you obsess over things you CAN change, you’re just procrastinating…
I had a dream that I was paralyzed once…turns out I’m just lazy!
I just want to find the face wash that makes me look young enough that you don’t piss me off…
Woke myself up laughing last night but I wouldn’t tell me what was so funny…not cool me…not cool…
I think my husband’s SmartPhone is talking smack about me.
I told my husband that I really don’t like brown rice. He called me a ricist!
If you want me to keep feeling sorry for you then quit making the same damn mistakes!
Let’s be real here – the saying should go “Be careful what I wish for ’cause you just might get it”.
I need to stop watching Hoarders on A&E…I keep testing myself to make sure I’m not hoarding and my kid is starting to realize I’m using her stuff…my bad!
SmartPhones are like a friends baby to me…I want to hold it but I’m not sure what it’s going to do.
I’m pretty sure I misrepresented what my role would be in our friendship; I meant to add “in spirit” when I said I’d ALWAYS be there for you.
SmartPhones intimidate me…why can’t it just have common sense?
